Car Names That Make You Do a Double Take

Have you ever met someone whose name just didn’t fit them? Cars are no different. Some models have names that leave you scratching your head—or laughing out loud. From quirky choices like the AMC Gremlin to overly descriptive ones like the Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump, these cars prove that branding can be a bumpy ride. Let’s explore some of the most mismatched names in automotive history.

1. Quirky or Silly Names

Some car names sound like they were meant for something other than a car—maybe a pet, a drink, or even a household chore. These names are as puzzling as they are funny.

• AMC Gremlin: A compact car from the 1970s with a name that practically begged for jokes. It’s hard not to picture little gremlins tinkering under the hood, especially after the Gremlins movie came out in 1984, cementing the connection between the car and chaotic mischief. Coincidence? Maybe, but the name certainly didn’t help its reputation for reliability.

• Plymouth Duster: A sporty coupe with a name that sounds more suited for cleaning shelves than burning rubber. It’s hard to imagine someone saying, “I’ll take the Duster!” without thinking about a household chore.

• Suzuki Cappuccino: Cute, compact, and zippy—just like a shot of espresso. But imagine pulling up to your friends and saying, “I just bought a Cappuccino!” They’d think you went to a café instead of a dealership.

• Subaru Brat: Rugged and capable, but calling a car “Brat” seems like a strange branding choice. Did it really want to be seen as annoying or spoiled?

• Daihatsu Charade: A name that unintentionally suggests it’s faking being a real car. Not exactly confidence-inspiring!

2. Overly Descriptive or Too Corporate

These names sound like they came straight out of a spec sheet—or a boardroom. They’re so literal or formal that it’s hard to imagine anyone saying them with a straight face.

• Nissan Friend-ME: This concept car feels like a social media plea in car form. “Friend-ME” might’ve aimed to connect with millennials, but it just ended up sounding awkward.

• Chrysler TC by Maserati: The name makes sure you know it’s fancy, but in trying so hard to impress, it feels more like a corporate memo than a car.

• Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: This truck’s name is so literal, it’s comical. Imagine saying, “I drive a Light Dump.” Yeah, no.

• Mazda Titan Dump: Another truck name that sounds more like construction equipment than a vehicle for the road.

• Nissan Big Thumb: was a heavy-duty truck introduced in the early 1990s. It was designed for commercial use, particularly for long-haul and freight applications. 

3. Names That Tried Too Hard

Sometimes, car names aim for big ideas but fall short—or worse, give off completely the wrong impression.

• Chevrolet Citation: This name might’ve been aiming for authority, but all it did was remind people of speeding tickets. Not a great association for a car.

• Ford Probe: A sporty coupe with a name that sounded more clinical than exciting. Let’s just say it didn’t inspire visions of the open road.

• Hyundai Scoupe: A mash-up of “sporty” and “coupe” that ended up as clunky as the car’s design.

• AMC Pacer: Practical, yes, but the name lacked excitement. It sounds more like a piece of exercise equipment than a car.

• Triumph Mayflower: Historical, but not exactly thrilling. It’s hard to imagine the Mayflower inspiring speed or adventure on the road.

4. Cultural or Linguistic Missteps

Sometimes, a name works in one language but misses the mark—or gets completely lost—in another.

• Chevrolet Nova: The classic example of a name that didn’t translate well in Spanish-speaking markets, where “no va” means “it doesn’t go.”

• Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce: Yes, lettuce. Naming a car after salad ingredients isn’t exactly inspiring.

• Toyota Deliboy: A practical delivery van, but the name sounds more like a sandwich mascot than a vehicle.

• Nissan Cedric: Great for an uncle, not so much for a car. It’s hard to imagine anyone saying, “Check out my new Cedric!”

• Subaru FF-1 Star: Too technical and forgettable, this name didn’t do much to spark excitement.

• Yugo Florida: A random geographic name that didn’t add much appeal to a car that needed all the help it could get.

What’s in a Name?

To borrow a line from Shakespeare: “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But would a car by any other name sell as well? Probably not. After all, it’s hard to picture anyone rushing to buy a “Friend-ME” or proudly telling their friends, “I drive a Big Thumb.”

From the mischievous Gremlin to the frothy Cappuccino, these names prove that branding matters—sometimes more than the car itself. While they might not have lived up to their names, they’ve left a legacy of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Thankfully, car names have come a long way, often reflecting the personality and purpose of the vehicle. Whether you’re looking for something adventurous, practical, or bold, today’s options are designed to fit your lifestyle seamlessly. Explore our full inventory to find one that’s perfect for you—name and all.

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The Science, The Tricks, & The Laughs Behind The Numbers

Minimum car mileage standards are something we've all seen plastered on window stickers at dealerships—those numbers that claim how many miles per gallon (mpg) your next car will supposedly get. But behind these seemingly simple numbers is a history filled with oil crises, scientific ingenuity, creative testing hacks, and a few funny mishaps along the way. 

Why Minimum Mileage Standards Exist

The concept of minimum car mileage was first established back in the 1970s, during the 1973 oil crisis. For further reading on the oil crisis and its impact on fuel economy standards, you can refer to sources like the U.S. Department of Energy's history of the oil crisis or the Environmental Protection Agency's CAFE standards overview (https://www.epa.gov/fueleconomy). Faced with skyrocketing oil prices and dwindling supplies, leaders in the United States realized they needed to take action to reduce fuel consumption. This led to the creation of the Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards in 1975.  (https://www.nhtsa.gov/laws-regulations/corporate-average-fuel-economy). The goal? To ensure that cars rolling off the production line were more efficient, saving both money for consumers and fuel for the nation.

These standards have evolved over time, and today, every car manufacturer must meet certain minimum mpg standards averaged across their entire fleet. This regulatory push set the stage for increasingly creative and, sometimes, downright funny approaches to mileage testing.

Mileage Testing: From Lab Tests to the Highway

When calculating car mileage, manufacturers put their vehicles through a series of tests that aim to represent real-world conditions. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) outlines the procedures and protocols for these tests, which are available at (https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/how_tested.shtml). The main methods include the use of dynamometers (essentially treadmills for cars) and specific driving cycles like the Urban Dynamometer Driving Schedule (UDDS) for city driving and the Highway Fuel Economy Test (HWFET) for open roads.

But here’s where it gets interesting: these lab numbers don’t always match up with what drivers see on the road. In fact, lab results are often adjusted downwards by 10-20% to account for variables like traffic, road conditions, or even unpredictable events—like the occasional laboratory hamster making its home under the hood (yes, that supposedly really happened!).

Quirky Mileage Testing Anecdotes

1. The Tape Trick

Back in the day, some manufacturers used tape to cover body seams during testing to reduce drag and boost aerodynamics. While this worked well for the test results, it wasn’t exactly practical for a car that needed to withstand normal driving—unless, of course, you wanted to drive around with duct tape all over your car. Unsurprisingly, this little trick was soon banned.

2. "Feather Foot" Drivers

Mileage testers have long employed so-called "feather foot" drivers—test drivers known for barely touching the gas pedal in an attempt to get the absolute best fuel efficiency numbers. These drivers are known for accelerating so slowly that, if they were on a real road, they'd probably get honked at… a lot. This approach, while effective in testing, is laughably unrealistic for everyday drivers who have places to be and aren’t competing in a "slowest acceleration contest."

3. Weight Loss Tricks

In a bid to get the highest mileage numbers, some manufacturers would strip test cars of everything non-essential. Spare tire? Gone. Stereo system? Nope. Air conditioning compressor belt? Definitely removed—just to ensure the AC didn’t accidentally kick on. These weight-reduced vehicles were basically hollowed-out shells, leaving testers to joke, "Sure, this car gets 40 mpg… if you’re okay with zero comforts."

4. Rolling Downhill for Science

It’s said that early mileage tests could’ve just as easily been called "rolling downhill competitions". Some test drivers would joke that, with the right downhill slope, you could claim amazing mileage numbers. The absurdity of using "perfect hill" conditions became an ongoing joke in the testing community, and although today’s tests are much stricter, the idea of finding those mileage-boosting hacks hasn’t quite gone away.

6. The "Average Driver" Myth

Mileage tests are designed to represent an "average driver". But here’s the thing: that driver—the one who never accelerates too hard, never brakes too suddenly, and never drives too fast—is a mythical being. Testers joke that if this person existed in real life, they’d probably be the least fun driver on any road trip, and yet, their mild-mannered ways are what determine the mileage figures printed on new cars.

7. Pizza Run Gone Wrong

There’s a classic story of a tester wanting to prove a car’s real-world mileage by timing a pizza delivery run. The plan backfired. The pizza was late, the mileage was terrible, and the driver realized that real-world driving—with its stops, starts, and sudden lane changes—is nothing like the perfectly controlled environment of a lab. It was a reminder that the lab is neat and tidy, but the real world is chaos.

How Mileage Gets Reported Today

When you see those mileage numbers on a car, they’re based on a mix of city (55%) and highway (45%) driving. The EPA sets strict guidelines that all manufacturers must follow, so every vehicle is tested under the same conditions. Of course, actual driving—like dealing with traffic, weather, and personal driving habits—can make a difference,

 Updates to EPA Testing (2008 and Beyond)

In 2008, the EPA realized that their old testing methods didn’t always reflect modern driving. To fix that, they updated the rules that every automaker has to follow, making the tests more realistic. Now, they take into account a lot more real-world factors, such as:

• Higher Speeds and Aggressive Driving: The tests now simulate faster speeds and quicker acceleration, reflecting how most of us actually drive on highways and in traffic.

• Cold Weather: Cold temperatures can impact fuel efficiency, especially in gas-powered cars. The updated tests consider this, giving you more accurate numbers for winter driving.

• Air Conditioning Usage: Running the A/C can increase fuel consumption, and now that’s included in the EPA’s tests, so the numbers reflect what happens on a hot summer day.

• Shorter Trips and Idle Time: Stop-and-go traffic and quick errands are part of the new testing protocol, which better reflects typical city driving.

 Thanks to these updates—and the fact that all manufacturers have to use the same guidelines—the fuel economy ratings on new cars are more accurate than ever. While real-world results might vary a bit depending on how and where you drive, these numbers give you a much better idea of what to expect

Do You Have A Gas Guzzler? Let Us Help!

Is your current car guzzling gas, constantly needing repairs, and leaving you frustrated with outdated features? Then, it's time to consider a smarter option. You need a fuel-efficient, reliable vehicle that fits your budget and meets today’s driving standards—but finding the right one can feel overwhelming. 

Stop Wasting Money on an Inefficient Car

Watching your hard-earned money disappear with every fill-up or repair is frustrating. The rising cost of fuel combined with an old car’s inefficiency is like throwing money away. Plus, outdated features mean you’re missing out on modern safety, comfort, and fuel-saving technology. You deserve more—a vehicle that saves you money, operates efficiently, and doesn’t leave you stranded.

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Dazzled by the Dashboard: What Lies Beyond the Glow

You may think you know your car well, but there’s more happening beneath the surface than your dashboard reveals. Sure, the dashboard lights up for issues like low oil or tire pressure, but it doesn’t cover everything. There are many hidden components and features that work tirelessly behind the scenes, keeping your car running smoothly without ever triggering a warning light. While you're focused on the engine, transmission, and those dashboard alerts, there are a lot of car issues that go unnoticed until they become a problem.

Drain Holes: The Unsung Water Fighters

Did you know that your car has many drain holes for water? While they’re out of sight, the effects of clogged drains are not. These tiny openings help your car stay dry by channeling water out before it can get into places it doesn’t belong, like your floorboards or trunk. Here’s where you should look:

• Doors
  At the bottom of your car doors are small holes designed to drain water that slips past the window seals. If these get clogged with dirt and leaves, you might end up with soggy carpets and a musty smell. A quick visual check now and then can save you from bigger problems, like rust or mildew.

• Sunroof 
  If your car has a sunroof, there are drain tubes to channel rainwater away from the roof. If clogged, they can lead to water leaks into your headliner or even drip onto your seats. If you notice wet spots near the edges of your sunroof, it’s time to clean those drains. A quick rinse with water or air pressure can clear them up.

• Trunk
  The weather seals around your trunk aren’t always perfect. Any leaks in the trunk can lead to standing water in your spare tire well (yes, that’s a thing). Check under the mat in your trunk every once in a while. If you find moisture, the trunk drains might need a good cleaning.

• Windshield Cowl
  The area at the base of the windshield where water runs off can easily become clogged when leaves or debris pile up. This can lead to water leaks into the cabin or, worse, your car’s electrical system. Clear them out regularly to avoid water leaks or electrical issues in the future.

A Fan of Quiet Calls? So Is Your Car!

When you're driving and talking on the phone via Bluetooth, your car automatically lowers the fan speed or adjusts the airflow direction so that the person on the other end of the call doesn’t hear a blast of air drowning out your voice. Next time you're on a call and the person on the other end struggles to hear you, it might not be your phone; it could be your car’s climate control feature acting up. But not all noise comes from inside the car. If your door seals are worn or cracked, external noise like wind and road noise can seep into the cabin, making it harder for the person on the other end of the call to hear you clearly. You may not notice it, but they will.

Door Seals: Keeping Water and Noise Out

Your car’s door seals work hard to reduce not only water leaks but also excess wind noise. These rubber seals around your car’s doors and windows are designed to keep your ride quiet and comfortable. However, they can dry out, crack, or peel over time, letting unwanted noise sneak in and even affecting your phone calls.

If you notice wind noise or water trickling in during heavy rain, your seals might be in need of some attention. A quick inspection can help you avoid bigger problems down the road.

Cabin Air Filter: The Silent Smell-Maker

You can’t see your cabin air filter, but you can definitely smell it when it’s neglected. Over time, this filter gets clogged with dust, pollen, and all sorts of debris, which makes your car’s ventilation system work harder and could make your car smell like a damp basement. If your car’s air smells musty, stale, or just downright unpleasant when you turn on the A/C, it’s probably time for a new filter. It's a simple fix, and you’ll instantly make your drives fresher and more pleasant.

Pothole Problems: Getting Pulled In The Wrong Direction

We've all felt that jarring thunk when hitting a pothole. Not only is it uncomfortable, it can mess with your car's alignment. If you notice your car pulling to one side or your steering wheel seems off-center, chances are your wheel alignment has been knocked out of place. Left unchecked, poor alignment can lead to uneven tire wear and make handling more difficult, which is both unsafe and costly in the long run.

But that’s not all. Hitting a pothole, curb, or parking block can affect your headlight alignment. Most of us only think about headlights when they go out or aren’t as bright as they used to be. However, after significant impacts like these, your headlights can shift slightly out of alignment. If one light seems to be shining higher than the other, or if oncoming drivers keep flashing their bright lights at you, it could be that your headlights are pointing in the wrong direction.

Beyond the Dashboard: Not Your Usual Checklist

Your dashboard does a great job of warning you about things like low oil or tire pressure, but it doesn’t tell you the whole story. There are countless hidden features quietly doing their part to keep your car running smoothly, without ever lighting up a warning. These small, often-overlooked details might not seem like a big deal, but taking a few minutes to check and maintain them can save you from major headaches down the road.

Most of these fixes are easy to spot and simple to take care of, even if you’re not a car expert. Next time you're giving your car a once-over, don't just rely on what the dashboard tells you. Take a moment to check these hidden heroes, and keep your ride smooth, dry, and drama-free.

While staying on top of these hidden features not only keeps your car running smoothly, it also helps maintain its value. Regular attention to components like seals, drains, and alignment can prevent costly damage down the road and keep your car in great shape. However, as cars age, even with the best care, there comes a point when the cost and effort of maintenance start to wear you down. If you’re finding that these systems need more frequent attention, it might be time to consider trading in your car for something newer and less demanding.

Ready to Trade In for Something New?

If you’re tired of keeping up with constant maintenance and repairs, it might be time to consider an upgrade. Imagine driving a newer car with fewer headaches, improved features, and the peace of mind that comes from knowing you’ve made a smart choice.

We make the trade-in process easy and hassle-free. Bring your current car to us, and we’ll give you a fair trade-in value you can put towards a newer, more reliable vehicle. Whether you’re looking for better performance, updated technology, or just a smoother ride, we’re here to help you find the perfect fit.

Don’t wait—start enjoying your drive again. Visit us today or contact us to begin your simple trade-in process and take the first step towards a car that suits your needs without the extra hassle.

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Trade-In Time Might Be Here!

We all love the roar of vintage engines, the gleam of chrome, the memories attached to each classic car – National Car Collector's Day, celebrated on the second Friday of July, is a day for enthusiasts to revel in their automotive passions.

Hidden in Plain Sight: The Unintentional Car Collection

National Car Collector's Day celebrates the passion for classic cars, but let's face it, most of us aren't collectors. We simply have one car that serves our everyday needs. However, over time, that car might transform from a reliable companion to an unintentional burden without you even realizing it. So, how do you know if it's time to consider a trade-in?

5 Signs It's Time To Sell Your Car

• The Garage is Overflowing: Is your once-organized garage now a battleground for bikes, boxes, and your car? When your car never moves it's a sign it might be time to trade it in.

• Your Mechanic Is On Speed Dial: Does your car seem to require more repairs than ever before? Constant maintenance not only drains your time and energy but also eats into your budget.

• The Gas Gauge is Always on Empty: Are you constantly filling up your car, only to see the needle drop faster than ever? Consider trading in for a more fuel-efficient vehicle and save money at the pump.

• The "Someday" Project Never Comes: Is your car just watching the grass grow in the driveway, waiting for that "someday" when you'll finally fix it? A car that sits unused isn't just depreciating – it's taking up valuable space and resources.

• Your Needs Have Evolved: Did your family grow, your commute change, or your driving habits shift? Holding onto a car that no longer meets your current needs can be inconvenient and limit your options.

• You're Waiting For A Stranger To Offer You A Million Bucks

If you can get a million bucks for your car we say go for it. In the meantime, bring it in so we can take a look at it. We will give you a fair price for your car and take care of the paperwork. 

When you drive off in your new shiny car you'll feel like a million bucks without the million-dollar price tag.

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From IndyCar Speed to Everyday Efficiency

Hey there, racing fans and family champions! Indy Week is here, and the energy is electric! The Indy 500 is a legendary event, a testament to human ingenuity and the thrill of pushing boundaries. Those IndyCars are marvels of speed, tearing around the track in a blur.

But let's be honest, folks – most of us aren't aiming to break the sound barrier on our daily commutes. That's why we celebrate a different kind of speed – the kind that gets in and out quickly, conveniently, and most importantly, in a quality affordable car.

Celebrating the Unsung Heroes of the Road

Think about it. IndyCars are built for one thing - raw, untamed speed. They wouldn't know the difference between a stop sign and a pit stop, let alone worry about gas mileage! We, on the other hand, offer vehicles built for real life. Whether you're cruising in a sleek hybrid, conquering errands in an efficient SUV, or tackling the job site in a powerful truck with surprisingly good gas mileage, we've got the perfect ride to get you there to fit your budget.

Your Everyday Race: Finding the Perfect Ride

Sure, the Indy 500 week is all about the superstar drivers, but let's not forget the unsung heroes of the road – everyday drivers like you and me! You're the ones navigating rush hour traffic, conquering bad weather, and making countless trips for soccer practice, school pick-up, and the all-important pre-race grocery run.

Beyond the Checkered Flag: A Champion's Ride for You

So, this Indy Week, while everyone's cheering on the checkered flag, come on down and experience a different kind of speed. We'll get you in and out in your new car that'll have you feeling like a champion yourself. We'll take care of the paperwork, the test drive, and everything in between, so you can focus on the real win:

Whether you're cruising down the highway with the windows down, conquering errands with newfound ease, or tackling family adventures in style, you'll feel like the champion of your own everyday race.

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Essential Tire Care Tips for Rainy Weather

Spring has arrived, and while we welcome the beautiful blooms and warmer weather, April showers are a reality.. Here are some essential rain-safe driving tips to keep you in control during downpours, with a special focus on tire care:

Tire Check:

Tread Depth: Ensure your tires have at least 3/16 inches of tread depth (check your owner's manual for specific recommendations for your vehicle). The deeper the grooves, the better the water can be channeled away, providing better grip on wet roads.
Don't rely solely on the "penny test". While it can be a quick indicator, tire wear isn't always uniform across the tread.
Visually inspect your tires for any cracks, bulges, or uneven wear. These signs indicate potential tire damage and warrant immediate replacement.

Tire Maintenance:

Proper Inflation: 

Maintain the recommended tire pressure as specified in your owner's manual or on the sticker inside the driver's door jamb. Underinflated tires not only decrease fuel efficiency but also reduce traction, especially in wet conditions. Check your tire pressure at least once a month and before long trips.
Tire Rotation: Regularly rotate your tires according to the manufacturer's recommendations (typically every 5,000 to 6,000 miles). This ensures even wear and extends the life of your tires.

Additional Tips:

Consider All-Season Tires: If you live in an area that experiences all four seasons, consider investing in all-season tires that offer a good balance of performance in various weather conditions, including rain and light snow.
Ask our service advisors! Our team of experts at [Dealership Name] is happy to answer any questions you have about tire care and recommend the right tires for your specific vehicle and driving needs.

Remember, even with the best precautions, accidents can happen. We encourage you to be extra cautious during rainy weather and prioritize your safety above all else. Stay safe this spring season!

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With so many car dealerships to choose from, it's important to know how to assess a dealership's reputation before you make a purchase. Not all car dealers are equally reputable and trustworthy; some may have unreliable customer service or wonky products that could leave you feeling frustrated and disappointed with your purchase. So, if you're in the market for a new set of wheels, read on for tips that can help you determine which dealer will provide the best value and experience as well as ensure an enjoyable buying experience.

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Are you thinking about selling your car? There are many reasons why someone may decide to sell their vehicle, ranging from needing cash in a pinch to wanting a newer model. Selling your car can seem like a daunting task, but it doesn't have to be with the right information and planning. Fill out our easy trade form and we will get you the best value for your vehicle. If you are looking for a new car we may not have in stock? Use our car finder and we will help get you into the perfect car.

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